February 20, 2011 / 12:05PM

Stage Against The Routine

The boy you picked to bring on stage came out as his true self to his friends and family. As a dirty hipster? Thanks a lot, Ke$ha.

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February 18, 2011 / 6:29PM

Pear-achute

Jumping out of a plane because of a little Grammy snub?  Good thing you were attached to a parachute.  Thanks a lot, Ke$ha.

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February 15, 2011 / 3:55PM

Served on a Silvio Platter

You love creepy old dudes? In that case, I have someone for you to meet. His name is Silvio Berlusconi. Thanks a lot, Ke$ha.

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February 14, 2011 / 4:13PM

David D’ohie

Eric Spitznagel thinks you were snubbed for a Grammy because you were confused for David Bowie from Labyrinth.  Way to ruin Labyrinth.  Thanks a lot, Ke$ha.

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February 13, 2011 / 12:02PM

Sesame Street Sparkle

You have a lot in common with Oscar the Grouch?  Like what?  Rooting through trashcans and snapping at children?  Thanks a lot, Ke$ha.

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February 11, 2011 / 1:22PM

Time to Quit the Glit

You shoot glitter out of every orifice of your body?  Way to fuel my nightmares for the next month.  Thanks a lot, Ke$ha.

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February 10, 2011 / 12:42PM

What a Frog Bag

Try dodging all the douchebag lies.  It’s harder than real-life Frogger.  Thanks a lot, Ke$ha.

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February 7, 2011 / 6:25PM

There are so many spoofs of you, now websites are starting to spoof your pets.  Thanks a lot, Ke$ha.

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February 6, 2011 / 6:49PM

Douchery

Douchers are douching around?  You know what I say?  Haters gonna hate.  Thanks a lot, Ke$ha.

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February 5, 2011 / 2:24AM

Aztec With Experience

You want the virgin?  Have you upset Tezcatlipoca?  Thanks a lot, Ke$ha.

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