Stage Against The Routine
The boy you picked to bring on stage came out as his true self to his friends and family. As a dirty hipster? Thanks a lot, Ke$ha.
Jumping out of a plane because of a little Grammy snub? Good thing you were attached to a parachute. Thanks a lot, Ke$ha.
Served on a Silvio Platter
You love creepy old dudes? In that case, I have someone for you to meet. His name is Silvio Berlusconi. Thanks a lot, Ke$ha.
Eric Spitznagel thinks you were snubbed for a Grammy because you were confused for David Bowie from Labyrinth. Way to ruin Labyrinth. Thanks a lot, Ke$ha.
Sesame Street Sparkle
You have a lot in common with Oscar the Grouch? Like what? Rooting through trashcans and snapping at children? Thanks a lot, Ke$ha.
Time to Quit the Glit
You shoot glitter out of every orifice of your body? Way to fuel my nightmares for the next month. Thanks a lot, Ke$ha.
What a Frog Bag
Try dodging all the douchebag lies. It’s harder than real-life Frogger. Thanks a lot, Ke$ha.
Douchers are douching around? You know what I say? Haters gonna hate. Thanks a lot, Ke$ha.
Aztec With Experience
You want the virgin? Have you upset Tezcatlipoca? Thanks a lot, Ke$ha.